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10.06.2025 00:46
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Private Japanese spacecraft aims to land in the moon's 'Sea of Cold' this week - Space
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
No go.
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Belmont Stakes: Hill Road faces challenges beyond tough field - Horse Racing Nation
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Anthony Richardson sidelined by shoulder injury - NBC Sports
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Is sunscreen toxic? The UV truthers on the internet sure think so. - The Boston Globe
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives